Thursday, November 12, 2015

Isko Laga Dala Toh Life Jingalala

And it so happens that I sit down to watch Cricket with my room-mates on the TV and after every Over, we are constantly told about the different online shopping options aaaand the different online selling options. Just buy bro... Just buy and just bhej bro.

We're told about Water Purifiers that can make the purest water with all the minerals we have been missing since childhood.. The super awesome "no-gas" deodorants that turn women just craaazy, the brand new smartphone taking things to the next level and the macho man in love with his new underwear. Of course, I wouldn't miss out on telling you that a hot woman always accompanies him when he is looking at himself in the mirror modelling his latest purchase of Rupa Frontline - "mera warrior sirf Rupa Frontline pehenta hai." ..

We're also told about how we should be in awe of the best chocolate on the planet - by showing us visuals of women and men greasing their mouths with chocolate. And we are also told how we should worship and shower women with Diamond necklaces and earrings to continue gaining their love. But of course, a pressure cooker will do too. After all, jo biwi se kare pyaar, toh Prestige se kaise kare inkaar?

Children are being dropped to school or being picked up from school in that new car that conjures flowers out of thin air as it breezes by.. And don't forget that new bike that can instantly grant us the best driving skills.. Wait.. maybe it's the new Castrol engine oil or those super grip MRF tires.. I don't know..

Also, don't forget to drink Mountain Dew before you start doing anything adventurous. Remember you are carrying a cooler with 10 rupees Mountain Dew bottles.. 
.. Chutiyap Dar ke aage jeeth hai. 
After you have done something adventurous, drink mountain dew again. But Sprite says fuck all this.. Sprite only cares about how thirsty you are and it only bhujaye pyaas.. something that water can't even dream to accomplish.. But on the other hand, Katrina Kaif is not impressed. She prefers mangoes. She knows mangoes can not just bhujaye pyaas, it can also lagae aag.

And please.. Don't forget Dish TV.. Everybody from Amitabh Bacchan to Amir Khan swear by it.. Isko laga dala toh life jingalala.

... Please can you bring Cricket back on?

"Kya apke toothpaste mein namak hai?"